Rivers, Rocks, and Birthdays?

What do you get a boy for his birthday? ROCKS! Wait, what? Yes, rocks...but you must paint them first. We painted these rocks for Mark for his birthday and it wasn't easy! First, we had to get the rocks from the river, bring them home, paint them, then take them up to the top floor where he lived. The big green rock was HUGE! It took both of us to carry it up three flights of stairs (notice our sweaty faces). Good luck getting those rocks out of your room, Mark! It only took us over an hour to get it from our apartment to your room! Basically, we are pretty strong and no rock it too big for us to carry!